Loopy For Froot Loops [Froot Loops]

BEFORE READING, ALL CHARACTERS AND OTHERS ARE COPYRIGHTS TO KELLOGS!!! AND I, THEREFORE, AM ANNOUNCING AN APOLOGY TO THOSE!






Somewhere in the vast jungle where all the greens surround the domains of the terrain, the caws and coos of various birds were heard. The sounds of ferocious beasts echoed along with those bird calls. But on this particular day, we hear some familiar bird calls.  "Come on boys! We're getting close!" One voice said. "Ugh, you said that 10 minutes ago Uncle Toucan!" another whined. The camera for the audience seep closer to the bushes. There, we see a tall toucan with colors of a rainbow on his beak and tails. This blue guy happens to be Toucan Sam. And along with are two of his nephews, tramping on foot wearily. "Well we really are getting closer now. Look! The cave is right ahead!"

They continue along the path and Sam lights a torch before they enter. "Alright, now remember boys, stay together. We have no idea what's in there." He explains. So the nephews stay put as Sam was the first one to enter. Sam looks around to see if he can find any Fruit Loops. He doesn't find anything but the coast is clear. "Alright, let's go." He says. They follow their uncle into the cave. "I don't see anything. Are you sure this is the right cave?" One of them says. Sam turns to face them. "Yes, we followed the map's-"


"Uuuuuuuuggggh."


They all jumped upon hearing a ghastly moan. "What was that!?" one of the nephews questioned, feeling spooked. "Stay close boys." Sam said.


"Oooooooohhhh..."


"There it is again!" One of the nephews shouted. The three rounded a corner in the cave and came across a door. "It must be coming from there..." Sam said, noticing those groans were coming from there.


With a little muscle, the three of them were able to get it open. Their jaws dropped at what they saw before them. Mountain after mountain of Fruit Loops of all colors, statues spewing out loads of the cereal, and in the middle of it all, a milk waterfall. "We finally found it!" Sam reacts merrily and excitedly. His nephews were clapping and cheering to have finally found the treasure. "Hey!" a voice behind them called out. "What're you doing here!? you shouldn't- ow! Ooohh..." They turn around to see a green and yellow snake with multi-colored infinity signs all over it's body. But what stood out the most, was his stomach. A large beach ball-shaped belly kept the snake from moving towards them. "Oh, my!" Sam reacts worriedly. The nephews react by running and hide behind their poor uncle. They remain there, shivering worriedly as that serpentine figure slithers nearer.


"These, oof! super, urk! loopers, umf! are mine! Ugh, I can't do this." The snake drops it's head and continues moaning in agony. At first, he appears to be fierce. But in seconds, he ends up losing his predatory image. The toucans were no longer threatened as they were being a bit questionable of this serpent. One of the nephews spoke up. "Uh, aren't you going to eat us?" The snake looked up. "Why would I eat you, I'm full already. Heck, I don't really have much of an appetite anymore." He said. Sam has a hunch of scrutinizing this reluctant reptile. He walks closer to it. "What's the matter with you?" he asks. The snake looks at his distended, gurgling middle. "This is just two of the bad things about having an infinite supply of cereal and milk all to yourself: indigestion and the mother of all stomach aches." he answered. Sam put his feather fingers under his beak, thinking. While he was in his thinking zone in his head, the nephews begin to feel sympathetic for the suffering snake. Then Sam spoke up. "Why don't you let us take some of this cereal off your hands?" he asked. "I have a better idea." The snake replied. "One of you massage my belly, and I'll let you take as much cereal as you want, deal?"


The toucans looked at each other. "No tricks?" Sam asked. "No tricks." the Snake replied. "Alright then. Boys, load the bags up and I'll stay here with this fellow." He instructed. The nephews nod and they got to work. Sam began rubbing the Snake's belly in small circles, hearing it slosh and gurgle as he did so. The Snake smiled and closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling. He notices that the snake was being quite honest. No way will he attack them due to the aches inside from overindulging. And seeing him all pleased from this feeling, he even likes the feeling while he was rubbing him. Kind of like a water balloon toy. "Mmmm... I can't remember the last time I've felt so relaxed." The Snake said. Then Sam patted the Snake's belly. The Snake's cheeks puffed up and he belched so loud it echoed off the walls. The Snake sighed in relief.


"Feeling a bit better?" Sam asked politely.  The Snake lifts it's head to look at him. "Yes. Thank you so much." he said. "So, if you don't mind my asking, how did you end up here?" Sam asked. The snake sighed and begins to explain. "It all started a few years ago. Following a break up with my girlfriend, I decided to take up treasure hunting as a means of clearing my head. I was one of the best, nobody was better at it than me. Then, I had heard rumors of this place from a friend. I decided to look for it just so I could prove it wasn't real, but... suprise, it is. At first I decided to have a bowl of it and leave. After my first bowl, I had a second, then a third, then a fourth, I couldn't stop eating! Eventually, I lost count of how many bowls I ate. When I tried to leave, I found that my belly had become so heavy, I could barely move an inch. Then I got hit with the worst stomach ache I ever got in my life, and I've been stuck here ever since." He finished.
Sam feels quite sorry for this snake.


Meanwhile, his nephews were loading their bags up. "My, this is harder than I thought," one of the nephews huffed while laboring on. "Yeah, maybe we should take a break and have lunch." The other said. He grabbed a handful of fruit loops and shoveled them in his beak. Then he filled his canteen with milk from the milkfall and took a long swig. The other nephews agreed as they take a bite, too. "Mmm... still as good as ever." One of them said. And so they continue on, savoring the sugary flavors of the Fruit Loops and the healthy substance of the milk.



While they were too busy on their lunch break, we go back to see how Sam and that snake are doing. Sam continued rubbing the Snake's belly, while the snake laid it's head on the ground sighing in bliss. "Ya know, it also gets pretty lonely in here. I wish I could leave this place and try other foods, 'cause I'm getting pretty sick of cereal and milk." he says. Sam responds, "I understand." "How?" the Snake asks. "Once you start having some for the past days, you'd end up wanting something else," Sam answered. "*sigh* I guess so. I just wish I could get out of here. Hey wait, can you take me out of this cave with you?" He asked. Sam smiles as he has a sign of willingness. He nod his beak, hooting, "Oh, why, of course! I'll get the boys to lend a hand!" "Oh boys! Are the bags loaded yet?" he calls. By the time he looks back...


His jaw drops at the sight of his nephews. They were as big and fat as the Snake! They happen to moan and groan like him. One of them hiccupped and belched. Sam lifts his beak back up as he so shocked to see what has happened. That was when the snake questions, "What's the matter?" The snake looks at where those nephews are. "Oh boy." he says. "Now they know how I feel." Sam reacts to his nephews. "Boys! what happened?!" He demanded. One of the nephews explains wearily, "We were just having lunch break until we..." His hiccup cut him off, but continues on, "...until we get to a point where we were too full." Sam rubbed his eyes. "Did you at least fill the bags?" He asks. They nod. "Good, then let's get out of here!"
Sam said as he was getting ready to help out the snake.

He pushes the Snake by his belly out the doorway and through the tunnel. The constant spinning while being pushed was making the Snake dizzy. By the time they reached the boat, Sam was out of breath and the Snake felt sick. "Are you alright?" Sam asked. The Snake looked up. "I don't feel so good." He replied. Sam cringes a bit as if he knows something BAD is bound to happen. "I think I'll be okay for now though, go get your nephews." He says. Sam rushes up the stairs to get them. So Sam arrives back. "Alright, let's get off this island!" He loads his nephews and the bags in the boat and goes for the Snake. The boys hoped that they won't get seasick by the time they get home. Once the Snake got on, Sam grabbed the paddles and started rowing.


*45 minutes later...*

As those guys were on the boat, in spite of their full stomachs and feeling a bit seasick makes a bad combination, they were safely drifting along. As the snake curls itself to maintain on the gently swerving boat, he heard a very odd sound going on around the body of this wooden yacht. Sam's eyes shrank. "Oh dear. That doesn't sound good..." The snake looks around and then, all of the sudden, he spot water on the boat. "We're sinking!" he shouts. The water was beginning to spread out as the boat begins to sink down gradually. The snake tries to slither away from the water. "Ahh! Help! HELP!" He coils his tail around the tip of the boat to get away from it. The nephews tumbles onto the sinking floor of the boat, panicking a bit. "Hold on!" Sam yells. "I'm coming!" He grabs his nephews and pulls them up. The Snake bites the tip of the boat and lets Sam grab his tail. "Grab on!" He muffled loudly. Sam does so as the boat goes down, taking the four of them with it. "HEAVE!" he yelled as they were finally onto the boat. The four of them coughed up water as they regained conciousness. "We got to get all of this water out!" Sam yelled worriedly. "How!?" one of his nephews questioned, 'We got no buckets to drain all this!" The Snake's head pops up with something in his mouth. "A rubber life raft!" Sam shouts, grabbing it and pulling the string. "ABANDON SHIP!!!" The water finally dominates the boats as it finally goes down into the depth below.


"I'm glad that's over." Snake said. "So what do we do now?" "Let's hope help will come in." Same said wearily. The boys where flapping their wings to dry up from the salt water. Then a pair of bags float by. "Oh look, the fruit loops are floating away." One the nephews says. a few moments of silence pass. "WHAT?!" they all shout and scramble after it.  "Grab 'em!" Sam squawked. The Snake grabs the bags in his mouth and tosses them on board. "Phew..." the snake sighed. Sam made sure the cereal was alright. He opens one of them and the Fruit Loops happen to be dry and not impaired. "Oh thank goodness." he opens the other and sees the same thing.


Sam looks at Snake, smiling. "Thank you." The Snake hissed proudly as Sam pet his head. After a few hours of sailing, the gang finally reached shore. "LAND HO!!!" Sam yelled. "LAND HO!" The boys cheered. The boat landed ashore and they got off. "Finally!" one of the nephews yelled. "Land!" Snake said. "Solid land! I'm home!" Sam has never seen the snake so grateful. The Snake turns to face him. "Thank you for all that you've done, I'll never forget this." He says. "But, now I'm gonna need a place to live." He says sheepishly. Sam scratched his head, trying to think. "Can he move in with us Uncle Toucan?" His nephews asked. Sam smiles as he answers, "Sure, why not?" "Oh my gosh! If I were lighter, I'd jump for joy!" He said.
The others started to laugh.


Then a growling sound was heard. The Snake blushed. "Sorry, that was me."
"Hungry already?" Sam reacts with a question. "Yeah kind of." He says. "Me too." says one of his nephews. "Same here." The other said. Sam chuckled as he said, "Vey well then!" "How about some Kellogg's fruit loops cereal?" The three of them groan. "Or we could just have some honey comb." He says, tossing the bag of fruit loops aside. The others smiled all of the sudden when they were going to have something else.

And so, the Toucans decided to try various other cereals besides their own, and their cereal became the most popular cereal on the market. The Snake eventually decided not to lose the weight he gained and still lives in the Toucan residence, although because of his experience, he decided to start his own weight loss company, dedicated to helping those with similar weight problems. He has also sworn to never touch another fruit loop for as long as he shall live.


- The End -