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La Pussycat's Hiccup [Looney Tunes]

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BEFORE READING, ALL CHARACTERS AND OTHERS ARE COPYRIGHTS TO WARNER BROTHERS!!! AND I, THEREFORE, AM ANNOUNCING AN APOLOGY TO THOSE!






Thus, gay melodies were cooing all over the wonderful sights of Paris. There, we see the sight of those small buildings while emerging sky high is the Eiffel Tower, the icon of this romantic country and city. Other than that, we are at the foothills of the countryside. Close to it is a dirted path, smoothened by any traveler that sets foot on it. The path seems to lead us to a small yet lovely park. Just over the horizon we see a stream of green fume heading this way. Emerging was the naive yet famous French skunk we all know and love, in spite of his smell. And that name is Pepe Le Pew.

There, he was walking down the path, in some small few-step dances while humming or singing in French. As he walks by the daisies, pansies, and daffodils that were on a bush, the fume was over them. When that happens, those flowers stiffed up like they were scared and then, they wiltered into the bush as if they were dying. Pepe was too busy, minding his own business, to even notice those flowers. "Aw, it's a lovely day, non?" Pepe looks at you, winking.

At the same time, on the same path, there was a whitewashed bench with a big poster card on it, entitled, "Peinture Fraîche" (meaning Wet Paint in French). Next to it on the left was a fancy trash can with a poster called, "Déchets" ("Trash"). There was tail exposing out of the trashcan and out was that same feline Pepe always mistakens and chases after her for a skunk. Penelope Pussycat is her name. When she pops out of the trashcan, she has a clean, grey salmon that looks recently thrown out yet still edible. She has it clamped with her cute fangs on the fish's side. She lifts it up in the air, cooing, "Le Mew!" and opens her mouth to let that fish dive through her throat. Gulping it, she licks her lips, purring with satisfaction.

After that, she gently lands on the ground with her cute paws. She wasn't paying attention when she walks underneath the bench. As usual in every cartoon, the white paint gets on her back, making a perfect line across her back like a white line on a polecat. When she makes out the other side, something happened.

"HICCUP!"

That made Penelope jumped. She was all like "Huh?-What-Just-Happened?" position and then, she hiccuped again, bouncing up. She then helplessly hiccups none stop. With all that commotion, it caught the attention of Pepe. "Le Quoi?" he muttered and looks overhead to know what's all that noise. Noticing that cat, mistakening it for a female skunk as usual, he smiles to see her. "Aah, a female skunk fetale....." Pepe cooed to himself, and then to the audience, "And what big heekcups she has." He then gives a heroic position as he said, "I shall assist zee the lady fair to rid zose heekcups once and for all!" He then bashes away, with the dust and smoke from his speed froming a heart with a bow on it for love.

While Penelope was having a hard time with her hiccups, she was unaware that Pepe was speeding this way. Pepe swoops up to her, lifting her with his arms with such incredible speed and stealth. Pepe's snout was close to Penelope's as he woos, "Mademoiselle, you have such sweet beauty zat no man could ever evade!" Penelope reacts by gagging from his horrible odor from his tail as she tries to get away. However, she hiccuped which did more worse to her. "I see zat vou are suffering from zose hiccups like a heartbreak of lost love." He sets her down, taking her paw like a real gentleman, even in a position as one. "With moi at your side, I shall try moi best to aid vou from zose terrible heekcups.

Penelope was in a moment she has never thought she would be. She feels threatened with Pepe's odor yet she notices that he is willing to help her. She notices that those hiccups she has are far worse than Pepe's smell. She really wants them gone. She then, instead of fighting to run away, she smiles as she hopes to left Pepe help her.

Shortly, Pepe and Penelope were at a spot in view of the Arc de Triomphe. He said, "Now, my little cauliflower, you must hold ze breath, and zat should take care of ze heecups!"

The cat tried her level best, but she wasn't good at that sort of thing. She'd try for a few seconds, but the attempt was halted with a "HICCUP!"

The skunk looked at her and shrugged, "Plume de ma tante, what shall we do...?" His tail came close to Penelope's face, with the stench rising from it. Her eyes grew wide, and she knew she had to hold her breath, not wanting to take in Pepe's fumes.

She held her lips tightly shut, even holding her nose. Soon her face turned bright pink, then it shifted to purple, and finally electric blue. Penelope felt like she would soon burst! She could take no more!

Without thinking, she gasped for air, inhaling a bit of Pepe's fumes. This gave her a nasty coughing fit. Pepe watched her, saying to himself, "Zut alors, le now what?" Suddenly, a light bulb flashed above his head. He turned to Penelope and said, "Let us try something else, my fruit salad!" He then took her by the paw and led her elsewhere,

They are now at a fountain that is not very far away from the Eiffel Tower, which is the Place De La Concorde. From that, there was Pepe with a huge bucket. The hiccupping Penelope wonders what he is up to. Just then, Pepe was holding the bucket with his arms up high in the air. There, he sez, "Now, le female skunk fetale, we shall now try to drown zose heekcups! Zey can't withstand zee water. Oh, non, non, non, non, non! Zat's why zis time, it should work. Now, open wide!"

Penelope opens her mouth, in spite that she hates to get water all over her. However, Pepe gently tips it to let the water pour into her mouth with numerous gulps. Pepe notices the bucket was empty and he looks at her. Nothing changes yet she hiccups. Pepe gives that unamused expression. So he goes back to scoop water from the fountain and does it again eventually.
Even after Penelope drank the water, she still had the hiccups. So Pepe repeated the process again and again: he would fill the bucket at the fountain, then Penelope would drink the water, but she still hiccuped. While the water seemed to have no effect on her hiccups, it had an effect on her body: she was filling up, getting bigger and rounder, like a living water balloon. First, her belly was a size of a medicine ball, and then, a beachball, and one and one.

Eventually, the cat had drunk the fountain dry! Pepe looked at her in amazement. She was now huge! Like a size of a huge yogaball with legs and arms spreading out. She sloshed and wobbled as she continued to hiccup, rolling onto her side. "Mon-umental!" Pepe muttered to himself and scratched his head.
Suddenly, another light bulb flashed over his head. He said, "Don't worry, my great furry balloon du water! I have a new idea!" With that, Pepe rolled Penelope away.

We now go back to the same park where they once met again. Penelope stood there in the middle of the path, back to her normal size. The only thing that hasn't changed were her hiccups. She looks like she is waiting or expecting someone. Over a couple of bushes was Pepe Le Pew, putting a swimsuit of a grey pit bull. There was a head mask of the menacing pull dog near his feet.

"Scaring zee pants of zose who have zee heekcups have always been the key to remove zem!" Pepe mentions to the audience. He reaches for the head finally to place it on him with a twist. He then clears his throat, and then yells, "Bow! Wow! Bow wow!" It wasn't effortful, but it was a nice start. "I should play as Romeo, non?" he cooed at the audience.

As Penelope hiccups while waiting, it took her a few seconds when Pepe comes out of the bush, barking like a real pitbull. Penelope turns around fast and notices that pitbull. Her tail frizzes and her eyes widened and a shriek for a meow was made. She dashes away as Pepe continues to chase her, hoping that seconds of this would help get rid of those hiccups.

As the chase begins, they were running towards some small city. As Penelope runs and meows frantically, she still hiccups in between. Pepe continues with the barking and growling like a true canine. Just when the streets are empty yet filled with fancy designs around the apartment houses and lovely lamp posts, Penelope then scurries to the alley. Pepe followed to that same alley.
Penelope came to a screeching halt when she saw that the alley came to a dead end. She turned back toward the opening of the alley, where Pepe stood. He growled, while she let out a frightened hiccup.

He took one step into the alley, and his paw landed on a thumbtack. "Le ouch!!!" he hollered, and jumped a few feet in the air. As he came back down, the mask came off, revealing himself to Penelope. She then let out a relieved hiccup, seeing it wasn't a vicious dog after all.

Pepe landed on his good paw, and hopped around, holding his injured paw. As he did, he bumped against a trash can. This can had at least a dozen boxes stacked on top of it, and bumping against it caused them all to come crashing down on top of him. Penelope watched in shock. She was worried to death that Pepe might be seriously injured. In fact, it scared the hiccups out of her!

Those boxes happened to be filled with trashed china of cups, glasses, and plates. Others were filled with nuts and bolts and screws. And all that were so heavy that it could've made Pepe see stars. As for Pepe, his head pops out, seeing lots of Pepes doing his famous skipping hops around him. He coos instead of moaning. Penelope rushes to him, pulling him out of the pile.

He appears to be bruised all around, even has a black eye on his face. Pepe then drags him away inches from the pile and lands him. She was at his head, kneeling down to lift up his head. She has that sad, sympathetic expression on her faces as if she's communicating, "Are-You-Alright?" Pepe was finally snapped out of it, stars popped away. He looks and notices Penelope, who was smiling to see that he is, indeed, alright. Pepe gasped in surprise, "Madam, your heekcups! Zere gone!"

Pepe was right. She waits for a second and nothing happens. She was so happy that they are gone. In fact, she kicks her own heels, dancing victoriously, and even does the cartwheel with a backflip. She then lifts Pepe up, hugging him tightly. Forgetting that Pepe is injured a bit, Pepe was so pleased that he has not only assist a lady in need, but win her so. Just then, Penelope kissed him on the lips.

When that happens, hearts were swirling around. Yet within a second....

LE HICCUP!

Pepe jumps out of her arms when that happened. Penelope looks up, confused on what just happened. He then lands on the ground on his back. He got himself up, holding his head. "Oooh, what on Earth was za...Le HICCUP!" He bounces shortly from the ground and back down. He then covers his mouth like he just said a bad word. He realizes that he NOW has the hiccups.

"Sacre-iliac!" Pepe gasped. "Now I have ze...HICCUP! I have ze...HICCUP! Now I have zem! How shall I get...HICCUP...rid of zem?"

Penelope raised an eyebrow, and a sly smile crossed her face. She looked at Pepe and cracked her knuckles, chuckling softly to herself. He looked at her nervously, realizing what she was thinking. "N-now, ma petite...HICCUP...zis will not be necess...HICCUP...necess...HICCUP...we do not have to do zis!" He backed up against the wall as the cat approached him. Suddenly, he was gone, and a hole in Pepe's shape remained.

Penelope looked through the hole, and could see Pepe running away. She could even still hear him hiccupping! So she jumped through the hole, chasing him in hot pursuit. As Pepe was running at top speed, he turned toward the audience, saying, "C'est la...HICCUP...vie!" as the iris fades out.

- LA FIN -
(French for THE END)
Another story with Jeff Plotkin aka EmperorNortonII :iconemperornortonii:, which makes this number 21. And boy, do we got a cute idea with two famous French characters from the Looney Tunes Cartoons: Pepe Le Pew and Penelope Pussycat.

Summary:
Pepe Le Pew, who happens to be looking for his "true love", is humming along. At the same time, Penelope found herself a nice clean fish that she found nearby a trashcan near the bench that sez "Wet Paint". After she swallowed it quickly, it caused her to have the hiccups. Feeling bothered, she tries to exits underneath the wet whitewashed bench, causing her to have a white line on her like a skunk. Pepe notices her and thought it was a female skunk, as usual. And as usual, Pepe tries to woo her, but she tries to struggle. However, her hiccups are so terrible that Pepe decides to take the liberty to help her cure her hiccups. He does everything to get rid of them, like holding breaths, drinking lots of water, everything. Pepe was going to do the next thing to do, but an accident happens as it looks like he go terribly hurt. From that, it scared Penelope, in spite that he smells. She checks to make sure he was alright, which apparently, he is. Penelope notices that the hiccups are gone and she thanks for helping her. Pepe felt like a winner until a hiccup came out of him. Now it's Penelope's turn to help them get rid of them, making Pepe feel uneasy about this.
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Sinatzeek's avatar
Omg, that was a really cute and well written story with Pepe and Penelope.